Remember you and your group of girls laughing so hard that you couldn’t breathe? With the frozen cheese smiles, eyes squeezing tears out and the sound of, “Eeeeee!”
To get the “He, he, he,” out, you had to slap your hands on something right?
Stomach hurting! “Girl, STOP!”
Well that’s what I’m telling my girls at Soultanicals. Stop! When what I really mean is, “Please keep going. You’re on a roll.”
What’s In a Name
Some of the classic Soultanicals products have a rhyme to them that reminds me of going out with my girls and laughing and carrying on. It’s all in the way you say it. “Hair-Blaze-Curl-Glaaaaze!!” Really fast.
I swear to you, I go over the Soultanicals website just to recall those days. Because besides having really innovative formulas, I just really love their product names.
I would buy up their store, if I could, and giggle through the pages as I’m doing it. Between their retro, psychodelic funk packaging and the names, their marketing speaks, girl. It speaks.
Here are some more names. (See if you can say them with me.)
- Knap-pay-lishus Kank-Drank (Hair Sorrell Knappylicious Kink Drink)
-of course you’re not supposed to say the S in Knappylicious
- Afrotastic Curl’LASTic (Afrotastic Curl Elastic)
-I’m pretty sure they wanted to leave out the E, too.
- Mango Dip Detanglin’ SLIP (Mango Dip Detangling Slip)
-A cute little mango is dipping her foot into a slippery pool here. The imagery they create! Am I the only one who sees this??
- Frizz-Whizzzzzz (Frizz Whiz Curl Defining Leave-In)
-a’la game show
- Hershea Luuv Polishin’ Fudge (Hershea Love Polishing Fudge)
-now Hershey’s Chocolate isn’t letting go of their name anytime soon, but I guaranTEE you, there is a chocolate girl out there somewhere who’s dubbed herself Hershey Love.
If you happened to click the links in this article, you’ll see that most of their products have been sold out. Of course that’s not just due to the names. But Soultanicals, keep going!!